How generous!
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will:
'To you, my loving wife Rachelwho stood by me in rough times, as well as good...
Cross-examine
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.
The lawyer thundered, 'Have you ever been married?'
'Yes, sir,' said the witness in a low voice. 'Once.'
'Whom did you...
Beat me!
One day a man was digging a hole to plant a tree in his back yard. After digging about 2 feet he hit a lamp, so he picked it up and brushed it off. Suddenly out popped a Genie who said he would grant him three wishes.
'Great!' the man explained.
'However,' said the genie, 'I must know who you hate the most.'
'I hate that...
Lawyer in a family
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with...
Just confirming
A guy phones a law firm and says, 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'
The receptionist says, 'I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week.'
The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'
Once again the receptionist replies, 'I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last...
That's a thought
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty.
Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, 'Would it be okay if I called you a...
Missing arm!
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone...
Obligations!!!
Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Singapore. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys.
The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the attorney in the window seat said...
Original offer!
The bartender asks him 'What'll you have?'
The guy answers, 'A scotch, please'.
The bartender hands him the drink, and says, 'That'll be five dollars.'
'What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this'.
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation...
Bank robbery
After two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge.
The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, 'Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?'
'Yes we have, your honor,' the foreman responded.
'Would you please...