Room in Hell !
A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil`s hands. 'You will be spending eternity here, but I`ll let you pick your own room from three...
Valentines` Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over...
Two in one grave!
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl`s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked...
Lawyer in Heaven!
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked 'THE BOOK' and didn`t find his name, so he informed the engineer that he must get on the elevator and go DOWNSTAIRS. Reluctantly the engineer boarded the elevator for the long trip DOWNSTAIRS and upon arrival in hell found that he was very...
Eternal marriage !!
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven`s gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him...
Presence of mind!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
'Why are you eating...
The jury duty!
A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called...
Beautiful?
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife...
Robbing the robbers!
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer`s club by mistake.
The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.
'It ain`t so...
Things law enforcement officials say:
The handcuffs are tight because they`re new. They`ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.
Take your hands off the car, and I`ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.
Remember, when you gotta cuff `em ..nobody is your...