Emergency landing!
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency...
The cost of advice!
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle...
A little too interested!
'I`m beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making...
Dead Lawyer ??
A guy phones a law office and says: 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'The receptionist replies, 'I`m sorry but he died last week.'The next day he phones again and asks...
Valentine cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them
More of Murphy!!!
'The Law of Volunteering'
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
Speeding !
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for...
The Car accident !
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it`s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'So you`re a man; that`s interesting. I`m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There`s nothing left, but fortunately we are...
Witness` testimony !
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
The lawyer: 'Did you actually see...
Ass as a policeman !
A man in an automobile, who was stopped by a policeman for speeding, became very angry and called the traffic cop an ass.After he had paid his fine, the judge reproved him, for what he had said to...