The cost of advice!
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle...
A little too interested!
'I`m beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making...
Dead Lawyer ??
A guy phones a law office and says: 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'The receptionist replies, 'I`m sorry but he died last week.'The next day he phones again and asks...
Valentine cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them
More of Murphy!!!
'The Law of Volunteering'
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
Speeding !
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for...
The Car accident !
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it`s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'So you`re a man; that`s interesting. I`m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There`s nothing left, but fortunately we are...
Witness` testimony !
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
The lawyer: 'Did you actually see...
Ass as a policeman !
A man in an automobile, who was stopped by a policeman for speeding, became very angry and called the traffic cop an ass.After he had paid his fine, the judge reproved him, for what he had said to...
Well done!
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car`s radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on...