Well done!
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car`s radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on...
First aid !
A lady had just finished doing her CPR course and was on the lookout for a chance to try it out. As she left the shopping center she saw a man lying on the floor with a lot of...
Damages !
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an...
Waht`s two plus two ??
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with...
Giving an orange !
One day in Contract Law class, a Professor asked one of his better students, 'Now, if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?' The student replied, 'Here`s...
Another Fish!
The Walton`s invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr. Walton was asked what he did for a living. Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said...
Plead guilty!
After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up, approached the judge`s bench and said
After the police!
A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.The doctor accepted and...
Engineer in Hell!!
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, 'You`re an engineer, you`re in the wrong place.'
So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, he becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build...
Consultation Service!!
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and ...