Clean Jokes

A lady had just finished doing her CPR course and was on the lookout for a chance to try it out. As she left the shopping center she saw a man lying on the floor with a lot of...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an...

An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with...

One day in Contract Law class, a Professor asked one of his better students, 'Now, if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?' The student replied, 'Here`s...

The Walton`s invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr. Walton was asked what he did for a living. Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said...

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up, approached the judge`s bench and said

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.The doctor accepted and...

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, 'You`re an engineer, you`re in the wrong place.'
So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, he becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build...

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and ...

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to ...