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One prisoner to another: How long are you in this jail ?
Second prisoner:...
Greatest mind?
A minister, a lawyer, and a boy scout are the only passengers on a small plane that develops engine problems.
The pilot emerges from the cockpit and announces, “Real problems; going down can`t possibly land. We must bail out! But...
Coffee break?
The young clerk`s responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day. Each morning, the judge was enraged that the coffee cup arrived two-thirds full.
The clerk explained that he had...
Ripped off!
Lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage...
Which side glues?
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers?
People were confused...
The convenience of operating!?
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said,'I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is...
The perfect substitute!
The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:
1. There are now more attorneys...
Billing of a lawyer?
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort...
The entry to heaven!
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, 'What was the name of the ship that crashed into...
The sane advice of a lawyer?
Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic ocean.
After 37 hours in the air, George says Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are.
Harry lets out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud...