Clean Jokes



Valentine's Day Cards

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envelopes...

Hellish Punishment

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the Devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer...

New Evidence

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying...

Political Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five...

Jumping a Red Light

In the traffic court a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light...

Corruption Trial

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted...

Let's Be Honest

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you...

Up In Smoke

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, having smoked his...

Lawyer's Secretary

Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant...

Defamation Case

A woman was suing a man for defamation of character, charging that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial, he asked the Judge...

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