Defamation Case
A woman was suing a man for defamation of character, charging that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial, he asked the Judge...
Gold Watch
A judge was instructing the jury that because a witness changed his statement after giving it to the police, he should not necessarily be regarded as untruthful...
Broken Arm
Two doctors were discussing a case in a mental ward. The first doctor asked what had triggered such a profound depressive psychosis in the patient.
The second one answered...
False Analogy
A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. A few minutes later, he says to no one in particular... 'All lawyers are assholes.' The fellow next to him lit...
Alligator Woes
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size...
Nervous
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined.
The lawyer thundered, 'Have you ever been married?'
'Yes, sir,' said the witness in...
Sidewalks!
An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, 'Is it true that a person can fall down on a...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
The lawyer, 'Did you actually see...
Safe Driving!
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, 'Is there a problem, Officer?'
'No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a...
Smartest Man!
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot...