Marriage Vows!
When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked...
Rash Driving!
A couple hired a new chauffeur. The memsahib asked him to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience. Back home, she pleaded with her husband...
Enough about Wives...
A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight:
Light when first found...
A Burger or a Kiss!!!
Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am...
Drugs For Husbands!
New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval...
ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...
Overconfidence!
Once, all villages decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella - That`s...
Ex-Wife!!!
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there...
I Lost My Car Keys...
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the...
Before and After Marriage
BEFORE: You take my breath away.
AFTER: I feel like I`m suffocating.
BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation.
AFTER: She called me a controlling...
Breaking Up!
George went over to his fiancee`s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman. His girlfriend was distraught...