Sending A Signal
A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife always left the house too, with a big white towel, and went for a walk...
The Good Old Days
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across...
Staggering Drunk
Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom...
Bud Light and Sweet Tea
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up...
Wife's Brilliant Revenge
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn`t get hurt...
Speak Now or...
At a wedding ceremony the priest asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn`t go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace. The moment of utter silence...
A Spanish Gift
A woman goes to Spain to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to...
Violating God's Law
A missionary heard about a native who had five wives. He paid a visit to the native`s hut, and sure enough there were five wives. The two men sat outside the hut and talked....
Toilet - A Marital Problem
I recently had an arranged marriage and brought my wife home. But ever since she's come home, she`s been complaining of the Indian toilet in our house. She says she`s used to a Western toilet since childhood...
Smart Girlfriend
I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just comes to my house in uniform and arrests me in presence of my wife and takes me to her home till the next day. Then she bring me back and...