Clean Jokes

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice, "I know we have been married for...

Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion...

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman...

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn`t get hurt, so please...

I am going to My Mom`s Place for 6-7 days with kids & These are the instructions and warning for you...No need to call your friends and cousins. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa...

When I reached office, I got a call from my wife. "What is the date today?" She said. I was wondering... then told her 14th September... call disconnected.
I was wondering... her birthday? No... Mine?? No...

While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn`t burn.
While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown....

A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he asks.
"That was for the piece of paper...

A workshop was done on women`s relationship. They were told to send a message written "I Love You" to their husbands. Top 10 replies from husbands are: 1. Are you alright? Feeling sick or something? Should I...

Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Shut up. Don`t you ever dare talk to me!!
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: No...