Alcohol Tolerance
Drink 1st peg and check the photo of your wife in your wallet.
Drink 2nd peg and do the same thing.
Drink 3rd peg and recheck.
Drink 4th peg and recheck.
If your wife starts...
Perfect Girl!
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman. I guess I`ve been looking for the perfect girl."
"Oh, come on now, surely you have met at least one girl...
Keeping a Mistress!
A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000. The house cost him about...
Honeymoon Package!
Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"
Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight hotel and food....
Just-a-wee-bit
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect...
Wife's Q&A
You ask your wife something and she says, "Wahan Rakha Hai."
This "Wahan" can be either:
1. On the table.
2. Or any of th 26 drawers in kitchen....
Deadly Talk
A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a...
The Way Women Think
Husband`s Message (by text):
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very...
Is it Yours?
A Pole, an Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers-to-be, are pacing nervously in the Maternity Ward...
Beautiful or Cute???
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His...