Weekly Bridge Game!
Just Before the Weekly Bridge Game Mr. and Mrs. Jones were an average middle-aged couple who got along well enough as long as Mr. Jones didn`t put his foot in his mouth...
Ex-Wife!!!
George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George and his new wife was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was...
The Break Up
The young salesman finally plucked up the courage to tell his fiancee that he was breaking off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can...
Complaining About the Food
Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, "We`ve been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night without...
If You Marry An Irish Girl
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their domestic duties.
The first man had married a woman from Italy and boasted that...
Never Forget The Gift!
The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man...
Perfect Match!!!
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married?
Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve been looking for the...
World's Best Wife
A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000. The house cost him...
Tim and Sam
Tim: I hear you just got married again.
Sam: Yes, for the fourth time...
New Wives
A missionary discovered a tribe of Indians in the Amazon who had never recorded a baptism, confirmation or marriage. The missionary soon rectified the situation by...