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Husband in a Good Mood

Darling, remember 25 years ago.... I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides...

Looking for a Wife

Fred is 34 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren`t you married? Can`t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I`ve found...

Who's Cheating???

A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husband...

Welcome to the Family

A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice: Young man, you`re coming to seek my daughter`s...

The Big Trouble

The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.
As they all three stood in the hall, the husband, a methodical man....

Unlucky Husbands

Two women friends met after many years. "Tell me," said one, "What happened to your son?"
"My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "What an unfortunate...

In the graveyard!

An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man...

A Dog and a Husband!

Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see you, and who will `BITE` you...

Crying for the Mother-in-Law

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Two buses were hired, one for...

Marriage Vows!

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked...

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