Perfect Match!!!
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married?
Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I`ve been looking for the...
World's Best Wife
A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000. The house cost him...
Tim and Sam
Tim: I hear you just got married again.
Sam: Yes, for the fourth time...
New Wives
A missionary discovered a tribe of Indians in the Amazon who had never recorded a baptism, confirmation or marriage. The missionary soon rectified the situation by...
Husband in a Good Mood
Darling, remember 25 years ago.... I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides...
Looking for a Wife
Fred is 34 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren`t you married? Can`t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I`ve found...
Who's Cheating???
A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husband...
Welcome to the Family
A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice: Young man, you`re coming to seek my daughter`s...
The Big Trouble
The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.
As they all three stood in the hall, the husband, a methodical man....
Unlucky Husbands
Two women friends met after many years. "Tell me," said one, "What happened to your son?"
"My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "What an unfortunate...