Clean Jokes



In the graveyard!

An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every day after the funeral the old man...

A Dog and a Husband!

Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see you, and who will `BITE` you...

Crying for the Mother-in-Law

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Two buses were hired, one for...

Marriage Vows!

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked...

Rash Driving!

A couple hired a new chauffeur. The memsahib asked him to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience. Back home, she pleaded with her husband...

Enough about Wives...

A new metal is added to chemistry:
Name: Husband
Symbol: Hb
Atomic Weight:
Light when first found...

A Burger or a Kiss!!!

Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am...

Drugs For Husbands!

New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval...
ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...

Overconfidence!

Once, all villages decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella - That`s...

Ex-Wife!!!

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there...

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