Clean Jokes

A local daily ran a competition around Valentine`s Day asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second...

Young people have often resorted to shortcuts when texting. Now seniors have their own texting codes:
ATD - At the Doctor`s
BFF - Best Friends Funeral...

The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole...

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her, "Never let me live in a...

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, "ABCD...

The untold rules for Men: 1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior...

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi Honey! I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish...

Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, "Boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn`t...

She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him...

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between...