Clean Jokes

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the...

BEFORE: You take my breath away.
AFTER: I feel like I`m suffocating.
BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation.
AFTER: She called me a controlling...

George went over to his fiancee`s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman. His girlfriend was distraught...

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don`t know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he irritatingly answered, going out the door...

A local daily ran a competition around Valentine`s Day asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second...

Young people have often resorted to shortcuts when texting. Now seniors have their own texting codes:
ATD - At the Doctor`s
BFF - Best Friends Funeral...

The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole...

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her, "Never let me live in a...

After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, "ABCD...

The untold rules for Men: 1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior...