Making a Point!
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn`t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always...
Recruiting a Commando!
A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army!
Interviewer, "We want a person with a suspicious mind...
Contemporary Marriage!
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary...
Before it Starts!
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it...
After 25 years of Marriage
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment...
I Love You Too Much!
On the New Year eve I was sitting with my wife on the deck, enjoying a glass of wine. I said, "I love you so much I could not...
Will I be acquitted?
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There`s no easy way to tell you this, so I`ll...
Christmas Gift!
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume...
Stupid Husband!
Saturday morning I got up very early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, slipped quietly into the garage loaded the truck with rifle and stand...
Why Guys Can't Win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don`t work enough, you`re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring...