Clean Jokes

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered...

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day...

A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite...

A husband takes the wife to a night club. There`s aguy on the dance floor giving it big time. Break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works...

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly...

A woman finds Aladdin`s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes...

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son...

When a Woman Loves!
When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man...

After four years of separation, a man and his wife finally divorced amicably. He wanted to date again, but he had no idea of how to start, so he decided to...

I`ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I`ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me....