Clean Jokes

An Indian girl married a Spanish and went to Spain! She can`t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift...

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho?
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love...

A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee?
Husband: No. He is...

A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error...

A married lady, visited her elderly parents` home. When she opened refrigerator, she was shocked to see inside a picture of a lovely...

Every day Francesca went to the cemetery in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Enzo. When she was finished she always walked...

The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn`t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that Read...

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Kumar became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a drop dead gorgeous young lady...

Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives. The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives...