Clean-Shaven
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love...
Luckiest Day!!!
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried?
Wife: Well, I suppose so.
Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same...
New Number!
After directory assistance gave Anita, her boyfriend`s new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman.
"Is Jimmy there....
Romantic Wife
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she...
Enough is Enough!
After a busy day commuters settled down on their train trip home, when a chap hauled out his mobile and loudly started up:
"Hi darling, it`s John, I`m on the...
Threatening Mails
A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got a special agent on the line.
"What can I do for you, sir," the special agent asked...
My Son-in-Law is an Angel
One mother in law to another, "I heard that both your son and daughter have been married off - how are they?"
"Oh, my daughter in law is...
Learn to Trust your Husband...
A wife comes home late at night from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she...
Night Out
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so...