Clean Jokes

A man decided to change his life and for a start he took up the easiest - drinking. He got so drunk with whisky and his breath...

Jack`s grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful...

After examining a patient the doctor took his wife aside and told her that her husband was gravely ill but there were 3 things she could do to ensure his survival...

When the rich man`s will was read, his wife was very upset: he left everything to the young woman who lived next door to them and nothing to her! She drove immediately to...

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love...

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom...

Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried?
Wife: Well, I suppose so.
Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same...

After directory assistance gave Anita, her boyfriend`s new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman.
"Is Jimmy there....

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she...

After a busy day commuters settled down on their train trip home, when a chap hauled out his mobile and loudly started up:
"Hi darling, it`s John, I`m on the...