Clean Jokes

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: Whenever there is a problem...

An angry wife to her husband on phone.
Wife: Where the hell are you ?
Husband: Honey, you remember that...

A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man, and tells the driver, "Do you want to earn Rs 5000 right away...

A minister visited an asylum for the mentally disturbed and was taken on a tour of the facilities by one of the resident doctors. Walking down the dismal, echoing corridors...

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I`m looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you...

The Jealous husband: My wife, where are you?
Wife: At home love.
Husband: Are you sure...

On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced...

A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25 year old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary...

Once a mother-in-law explaining the working of her house to her newly married Daughter-in-law.
She said, "I am the home minister as well as the finance minister...

At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honour was about to deliver his speech when his wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a...