Cosmetic Surgery
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob...
A matter of Will
When her late husband's will was read, a widow learnt he had left the bulk of his fortune to another woman.
Enraged, she rushed to change the inscription on her spouse...
Being Late
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home...
Organic Vegetables
A wife goes to the local market to buy some organic vegetables for her husbands. She came back rather upset.
When her husband asked her what was wrong, she said...
Birthday Cake
For his wife's birthday, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older,
You are getting better...
The Obituary
A woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written...
Routine Checks
One day a woman went to her doctor for her physical. After all of the routine checks and 'female' exam, she was given great results.
Very happy and excited, she went home to meet her husband.
Married Men Only!
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him...
An innocent gesture
One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to...
Field Equipment
A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field season, but I have to visit my field site for...