Fortune Teller
A man was wandering around a fairground, and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down...
Wife Gets Even
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck...
Just Fooling Around
A man sitting at the window one evening casually calls to his wife, "There's that woman that our next door neighbor is fooling around with!"
His wife dropped the plate she was drying, ran into the living room...
Who's The Boss?
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss...
Have an Affair
"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Peter told his friend Alex.
Alex suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair...
The Argument
A husband and wife were involved in an argument both of them unwilling to admit that they might be wrong.
"I'll admit I was wrong", the wife told her husband...
Paper Thin Walls
As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no...
An Idiot
A wife was furious with her husband, saying, "You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot...
A tired dog!
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he...
500 Excuses to Give Your Wife
A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.
Salesman: Hello, would you like to buy a book titled 500 excuses to give your wife...