Cooking Lesson
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the Kitchen, "Careful... Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many...
Insulting Mother-In-Law
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband.
"I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me...
Drowning Wife
Standing at the edge of a lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran...
A Faint Moan...
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when...
Miraculous and Powerful Wife
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your...
Alcohol abuse lecture
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 AM and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects...
Never Mess with a Woman
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were...
The good news about the bad news
Amy phones her husband at work, "Sam, do you have time for a chat?"
"Sorry, darling, this is not a good time - I'm about to go into a board meeting....
All but One
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up.
When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you...
Before It Starts
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, Get me a beer before...