Clean Jokes

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband`s temper. The doctor asks, "So what seems to be the problem?"
The woman says, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his...

Sarah and Abe are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of (their) life insurance, an issue she has been raising with him for at least 10 years...

Jane walked into a pharmacy, strolled over to the counter, and caught the pharmacist`s attention. "Can I please get some arsenic?" she asked.
"Arsenic? What do you want arsenic...

Pedro gets a New Secretary. He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband`s roving eye. Dora (Pedro`s wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs...

Wife: Darling, I have a question. When Hindu God`s Shiva and Parvati stand together, Shiva always has a "Thrishulam".
When Vishnu and Lakshmi stand together, Vishnu has...

She married him because he was such a "strong man" She divorced him because he was such a "dominating male."
He married her because she was so "fragile and petite." He divorced her because she was ...

Andy`s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying...

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife`s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist...

"Your Honor," she told the judge, "I want a divorce. My husband has been cheating on me."
"That is a serious accusation," the judge said. "Do you have any...

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then...