Clean Jokes

Bubba Joe`s first military assignment was to a military induction center, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits...

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside...

A makeshift temple had been built by jawans in a forward post area border and every evening they used to assemble there for puja. When the CO joined them one evening, he was surprised to find the image of Lord Krishna...

A young Lieutenant pondering over a drink at the Officers` Mess asks his Commanding Officer, "Sir, despite my best efforts, I seem to be unable to earn commendations for my work and my ability does not seem...

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife`s expecting."
"Oh..." said the Officer...

In a unit gathering, the commanding officer cracked a joke. Everybody laughed except the young Lieutenant. Commanding officer to Lieutenant: I think you didn`t get the joke...

Airman Jackson was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn`t long before Captain...

During a simulated attack, the troops have to defend themselves against an imaginary enemy, as the sergeant calls it. Bawling out orders, he notices that one recruit shows little response...

It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: "Ames"
"Here...

An army major called his wife to tell her that he would be late home because dirty magazines had been found in the barracks and the soldiers responsible were facing serious disciplinary...