Bat Trouble?
Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant. One said, "You know, all summer I have been having trouble with bats...
The Deal
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car...
Feed the Cattle
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him...
Bury the Dead
A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be...
Lord, Take Pity on Me!
George was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place...
Passionate Love
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...
Wrong Question!
Joe and David are walking from religious service. Joe wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. David replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?...
Passionate Love
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...
Never Bet With a Priest
A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually...
The Answer Back Church
Down in the south, there are many churches known as "answer back" churches. When the preacher says something, the congregation naturally replies...