Clean Jokes

A man is driving down the road when he spots 2 priests on the side nailing signs into the ground.
The first sign says, "The End is Near...

An atheist was fishing in Scotland one day when his boat was suddenly attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. The boat capsized and the man was tossed skywards...

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack`s liquor store...

One summer, a drought threatened the crop in a small town. On a hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, "There isn`t anything that will save us except...

A priest was preparing a dying man for his `long day`s journey into night`...

A religious women upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, "Praise the lord."
This infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always...

Paddy sat in the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn''t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity...

A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital. When he had recovered...

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room...

Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line and when...