Clean Jokes

A man once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab...

Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp, his leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to...

Banta walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on the bar, there was a loud disturbance outside. Hey ran out to see...

Pappu blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. Jeeto, tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. He continues...

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Banta and his wife Preeto decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been...

Banta owned a pub in the Ludhiana, and in the summertime a swarm of flies seemed to just hover over the buffet table. This had been going on for about a month...

Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside...

Santa is talking to Banta about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there's always that...

A man from Lahore was touring Punjab and got lost. He saw Santa working in his field and stopped for directions. Santa told him how to get to Shimla. The man wanted to talk a bit so...

Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of tennis balls pelted his car leaving it full of dents...