Clean Jokes

Santa wired home that he had been able to wind up his business trip a day early and would be home on Wednesday.
When he walked into his apartment, however, he found his wife...

One day, Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks...

Santa and Banta went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Banta wiped some...

Santa got a part time job at the Chandigarh Post Office. The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail.
Santa separated the letters so fast that his...

Santa was visiting Chandigarh for the first time. He wanted to see the Rock Garden.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find it, so he asked a police officer for...

It was a really hot day at the office. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.
All of a sudden...

Santa was walking through Rose Garden in Chandigarh and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of red roses...

Santa and Banta were enjoying a few drinks down at the local bar, when Santa said to Banta, 'If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly'...

Banta's wife Preeto went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.
'It's terrible,' she said, 'I haven't moved my bowels in a week.'
'I see. Have you done anything...

Banta sets up Santa to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he's never...