Clean Jokes

Santa happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story.
The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion...

Preeto fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after hours.
But one day the dentist said sadly...

A traffic Policeman stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, 'I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of...

Banta goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
'Sir,' he says, 'we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife, Preeto, needs...

As the crowded elevator descended, Banta's wife, Preeto, became increasingly furious with Banta, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous girl.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor...

Santa and Banta are discussing the possibility of love. 'I thought I was in love three times,' Santa says.
'Thought...?' Banta asks. 'What do you mean?'
'Three years ago...

The local bank near a large prison had a problem opening their safe one day. Seems that the mechanisms working the combination failed, so they called the prison to seek help.
The prison had a convicted safe cracker in custody. They released him under...

Banta was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car and up floated a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, Banta pulled over...

Santa is sitting at the coffee shop, staring morosely into his coffee.
Banta walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks...

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots Santa standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and...