Jumping Santa
Santa was asked to try out a new parachute with a radio link to a guy on the ground, the guy on the ground would say when to pull the release cord for the parachute.
Santa jumped out of the plane and started to fall when...
Judicious decision
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers, Santa and Banta.
'So,' he said, 'I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.'
Both, Santa and Banta...
Memories of Santa
A minister visited an asylum for the mentally disturbed women and was taken on a tour of the facilities by one of the doctors. Walking down the dismal, echoing corridors, the minister was troubled by the cries and groans of the patients coming from their...
Insulting mother-in-law
When Santa came home, his wife, Jeeto, was crying.
Your mother insulted me,' Jeeto sobbed.
'My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?' Santa asked.
'I know. But this morning a letter addressed...
Loving wife!
Santa had been out for a few days due to ill health. At work Banta asked him how he was feeling?
'I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience.' he replied.
'Wonderful? How can the cold...
Collateral?
Santa applied for a loan of Rs 10,00,000.
The banker pulled out the loan application, 'What have you got for collateral?'
'What's collateral.'
'Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you...
Wrong bus!
Santa and Banta are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.
Santa has a brainwave and says to Banta, 'Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I'll stay out here and look out...
Thumb wipe!
Banta was driving down the street looking for a place to stop so he could go to the bathroom. He stopped at a bar and went inside.
'Bartender! Where is the bathroom, I really need to go?!' he asked.
The bartender pointed him to the bathroom. So Banta went to the bathroom and looked over to the side. There was no...
Santa's closet!
Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto's lover was still in the apartment. She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.
'What's that?' Santa husband asked.
'Nothing, darling. Just...
Play at night!
A foursome, including Banta, goes out on the course, only to find themselves waiting on every hole for the most inept golfers they've ever seen, who are playing in front of them.
After a few holes, they start yelling them, but that doesn't seem to speed their game up. By the time they've finished their round, they're so...