Clean Jokes

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by Banta, carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning', said Banta. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered...

Banta was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall.
In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.
Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about...

Santa took his dog to the vet for its annual check-up.
'Your dog is overweight,' the vet said. 'You should cut back on his food a little and make sure he gets some exercise. Try playing...

Santa's son and two of his friends were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship.
He said, 'My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can bowl a 90-kmph fast ball and run and catch it just after it crosses the wickets at...

Banta is a Government Employee. One day, out of boredom, he decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.
'This will look nice on my mantelpiece,' he decides and takes it home with...

A foreman sent out two groups of men to put up telephone poles along a new highway and asked them to report at the end of the day.
The crews were gone all day and returned just as the sun was setting.
The foreman asked the leader of the first group how many poles...

A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street.
It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet.
'Is this where...

Santa came home from work to find his lovely bride, Jeeto, sitting in the living room still in her bath robe.
'Jeeto darling' he says 'what's the matter, you are still in your robe.'
'Ah Dear,' says Jeeto, 'I was not feeling well. I didn't know what to do so I called Doctor...

Banta and his colleagues were at work one day when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought tickets, seeing it was for charity.
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
His colleague who won the first prize got six month's supply of...