Banta comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pyajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food-boxes and wrappers all around. As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess.
Dishes on the counter, dog-food spilled on the floor, a broken...
One day, Santa, Banta and their friend walked into a bar together. They proceeded to each buy a drink.
Just as they where about to enjoy their drink, three flies landed in each of their drinks.
Their friend pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
Banta fished the offending fly...
Banta and his friend are out in the country shooting rabbits. Suddenly, Banta`s friend falls right in front of him, throws a quick spasm, then lies perfectly still. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. In fact, he looks pretty well dead!
Quick, as a flash, horrified Banta whips out his...
Santa`s wife, Jeeto, goes into a pet store one day.
She says to the clerk, 'I need a pet to keep me company.'
'Well,' replies the clerk. 'How about this nice parrot? He`ll talk to you.'
'Hey, that`s great.' She likes the idea and buys the parrot and takes him home.
Next day, Jeeto comes back to the pet store. 'You know, that parrot...
Banta: 'I`m going to become a lion tamer.'
Santa: 'That`s crazy, you don`t know nothing about no lion taming.'
Banta: 'Yes I do!'
Santa: 'Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?'
Banta: 'I`ll take that big chair they all carry, and I`ll stick it in his face until...
After days in the wilderness Santa and Banta stumble into a bar in the wild north in J&K and ask for two beers.Unfortunately they`ve got no money and the barman won`t give them credit. Just then a Kashmiri walks in with a terrorist`s head under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says...
Banta walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.
Banta says, 'I`ll have a burger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich.
'What`s yours?'
'I`ll have the same' says the ostrich.
A short time later, the waitress returns with the order.
'That will be...
It was a dark, stormy, night. Santa was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
A Brigadier stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous Santa snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out 'Sir, Good Evening, Sir!'
The Brigadier, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said 'Good evening soldier, nice night, isn`t...
Banta and his wife, Preeto were shocked when Preeto`s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again--the strain would be too much.
So Banta and Preeto reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny over time, however, and Banta decides he`d better...
Santa and and his wife, Jeeto, went to a fair. Santa had never been on an airplane, was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how much aride would cost.
'Rupees one thousand for 3 minutes' the pilot replied.
'That`s too much' said Santa.
The pilot thought for a second and then said...