Smart rooster ?
Santa goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.
The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: 'OK, old fellow, time to retire.'
The old rooster says: 'You can`t handle all these chickens, look what...
Evils of drugs
Banta and one of his friends were picked up by the cops for using drugs and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, “You seem like nice men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them...
Lucky Santa !
Santa goes into his son`s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - Santa wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that his Susie had died. Santa assures the son that Auntie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie dies. One week later, Santa again...
Theft attempt
Banta`s wife, Preeto was exceptionally fat due to hormonal imbalance. On one of Banta`s trip to attend a friend`s wedding, a thief broke in Banta`s house. However, the thief could not get lucky. He was caught by Banta`s wife, Preeto and was laid on the ground.
Hearing the shouts, their domestic help, Bahadur...
Remarriage
Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life, and preparing wills. The conversation turned to remarriage...
Jeeto: If I should die first, will you remarry?
Santa: Probably, I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone.
Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home and...
Weightless !
Santa was standing at the Ludhiana railway station with his wife, Jeeeto, and son. His son wanted to check his weight and he took a coin from Santa and stood on the machine. Unfortunately, he could not reach the slot meant for inserting the coin. Suddenly...
Mental deficiency !
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Santa asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track.'
'What sort of question?'
'Well, you might ask him...
Complaints ?
Banta was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, 'Aren`t they cute, what are their names?'
Banta, giving the lady an angry look, replied...
Fainting !
'How come you`re late?' asks the Manager as Santa walks in the door.
'It was awful,' Santa explains. 'I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the road. He`d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was...
Good night ?
By the time a Banta pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. 'You`ve got to have a room somewhere,' he pleaded. 'Or just a bed, I don`t care where.'
'Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,' admitted the manager, 'and he might be glad to split the cost. But...