Clean Jokes

Santa comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work.
The little girl asks, 'Daddy, I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?'
Feeling his wife, Jeeto`s gaze upon him, Santa explains...

Santa comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells Jeeto, 'Get me a beer before it starts.'
His wife, Jeeto, and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, Banta says, 'Get me another beer before it starts.'
Jeeto looks cross and...

One Sunday morning Santa`s son burst into the living room and said, 'Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Priya.
After dinner, Santa took him aside, 'Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She`s a wonderful wife but...

Banta after coming from work was very hungry. He asked for something to eat from Preeto. Preeto gave him a sandwich. It did not satiate his hunger. Craving for more, he opened the fridge and ate the leftover chicken with...

Once our Santa ended up getting drunk at this place called the Golden Cafe.
Well, he comes home and tells his wife, Jeeto, `You wouldn`t believe it there! The floor is gold, the ceiling`s gold, the chandelier is gold, even the

Santa, Banta and one of their friends are patients in a mental institution and are preparing for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If they pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw Santa and Banta eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
'Why are you eating grass?' he asked Santa.
'We don`t have any...

Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.
Banta comes in and asks Santa, 'Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?'
Santa: Some things you just can`t explain.
Banta: So what happened that is so horrible?
Santa: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my...

Santa and Banta had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.
Finally Santa invited Banta to visit him in his new apartment. 'I got a wife and two kids and...

Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, 'PIG!!'
Santa immediately leans out his window and replies...