Clean Jokes

Banta was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife Preeto, sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Banta asks, 'What was that for?'
Preeto replies, 'What was that piece of...

Banta, a Managing Director was interviewing a charming lady for the post of Personal Secretary. Finally he asked the lady what salary she expected?
Very modestly she replied...

In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a...

'Daddy, where did I come from?' the seven-year-old asked her father Santa.
It was a moment for which Santa and Jeeto had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and...

Jeeto came into her doctor`s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: 'I fart all the time Doctor but they`re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I`ve been here, I`ve farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?'
'Here`s a prescription, Mrs. Santa. Take these...

Santa and Banta were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat`s provisions, Santa stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement...

Santa went for his annual physical check up. All of his tests came back with normal results.
His Dr. said, 'Santa, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and...

Santa was driving through the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road.
An cop pulls him over and asks, 'Where have you been?'
'I`ve been to...

'How does Jeeto like being pregnant?' Banta asked his friend Santa.
'Oh, she`s not pregnant,' Santa replied, 'she`s expecting.'
'What`s the difference....