No Sleep !
Exhausted looking Santa dragged himself in to the Doctor`s office. 'Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can`t get a...
Santa`s lucky number
Santa got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different. Something unusual was about to happen. He glanced out the window at the...
Pregnancy test !
Jeeto came running up to Santa jumping for joy.
Not knowing how to react, Santa started jumping up and down along with her. 'Why are we so happy?' Santa asked.
Jeeto, 'Honey, I have some...
Money back !
Santa buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
Santa says...
Solitaire !!
A army trainer was teaching his recruits about survival in the desert. 'What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?' he asked.
Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then...
Neighbour`s pet
Santa comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and Santa panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and...
The bid !
One day Santa went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. Santa kept on bidding, but...
Bird lover !
Santa is a evening bird lover. One day he stood in his backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought he`d give a hoot back. To his surprise...
Brave Santa !
There were three guys including Santa, talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they had over their wives, while Santa...
Confidential Fax !!
Santa: 'Do you know anything about this fax-machine?'
Banta: 'A little. What`s wrong?'
Santa: 'Well, I sent a fax, and...