Clean Jokes

Preeto caught her husband, Santa, searching high and low all around his living room. She asked, 'What are you searching for?' Santa said...

Santa and Banta meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. Banta has a little dog with him and, on the next green when Banta out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs. Santa is quite amazed at this clever trick of the dog`s and says...

Banta was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that...

Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar getting pretty loaded. Suddenly, Banta throws up all over himself. 'Aw man, my wife is going to kill me when she sees this,' he says. Santa replies...

'I`m ashamed of the way we live,' wife said to her lazy husband, our Santa, who refused to find a job. My father pays our rent, my mother buys all of our...

It was late afternoon at the Shopping Mall, crowded with shoppers, when the distraught Banta dashed to a phone and called a cab. Then he stood there outside until the taxi drove up.
'Where to...

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. Santa walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn`t that Bush and Powell?'
The barman says 'Yep, thats them.'
So the Santa walks over and...

Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
I don`t think we can sell half a grapefruit, said Santa, but I`ll ask my boss.
He walked over to the...

Banta was visiting Delhi for the first time. He wanted to see the Palika Bazaar. Unfortunately, he couldn`t find it, so he asked a police officer for directions, 'Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Palika Bazaar?'
The officer replied, 'Wait here at this bus...

Santa is speaking to his psychiatrist.
Santa: 'I`m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.'
Psychiatrist: 'Don`t you have a phone in your car?'
Santa: 'That`s a little too...