Clean Jokes



Presence of mind!!

Santa and Banta were in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including...

Santa and Banta in Business!

Santa and Banta decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built...

Airport Duty!

Once Santa and Banta got duty at the airport for the assistance to the foregin tourists...

Santa and his Maruti

Santa bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the...

Lift to Santa!

Once Banta met Santa at market place.
Banta asked,'Santa can I give you lift...

Betting Banta !

Santa saw that his friend Banta was very depressed.
'What happened?' asked Santa.
'Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . '
'How come ?' 'Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and Australia was being shown live...

Dig a while !

Once a person saw Santa and Banta. Santa was digging a hole and Banta was filling it. Then they did the same act and kept repeating...

The other half!

Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.

Bus Station

'Once Santa and Banta were going to Ludhiana.
When they reached there, Santa got of the bus first, when Banta was about to get down, Santa said,''wait ,what is this,lying on the road?'

Elevator

Santa was visiting the big city for the first time. He checks in at the hotel, and the bell boy takes his bags.