Clean Jokes



Balding problem !

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
`How can I help you?` asked the stylist. Listen lady, I`m a rich man but...

Wrong train

Santa decided to visit his brother in Chennai.
He assumed that most madrasis would speak English but found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train. He punched Santa`s ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. Santa simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested.

Can I stay?

Santa to Banta: You`ll never believe what happened last night.
Banta: `Well then, tell me what...

The Light ..

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient`s room.He found Santa sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.Banta was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The Signalman job...

Santa is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Santa a pop quiz, asking: `What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?`

Change Please!

Major Banta needed to use a pay phone, but didn`t have change for Rs.10/- note. He saw Soldier Santa mopping the base`s corridor floors, and asked him, `Santar, do you have change for Rs.10/-?`

Great reply!

One day Banta got a letter from Santa.
`Dear Banta, I am suffering very much So, please help me! Please give me 10,000/- I will return after 6 months.`

Her cake!

Mrs. Banta woke her husband Banta, in the middle of the night. `There`s a burglar downstairs eating the...

Cruisin`....

Santa and Banta were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.

Best Goat !!

One day Santa was talking with a salesman about his goats. As they were talking the salesman noticed that one of the goats had a wooden leg. 'What`s the deal with the goat with the wooden leg?' asked the salesman.