Santa was hauled up in a court for beating his neighbour. The magistrate demanded: `Did you beat up your neighbour?
Banta`s friend from a foreign country visited India for the first time.
He asked Banta tips for safe driving on the Indian roads as he wished to proceed on a sight-seeing tour in his own car. Banta advised him...
Santa`s wife was in hospital to deliver a child, had fixed a code with the nurse on duty so that she could send him a message in the office telling him the...
The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta.`It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (ass). You are fined Rs.50.`
The boss asked Banta working in his office, Why didn`t you take leave due to you this year?
'Sir, I needed...
A young man approached Banta for the hand of his daughter.
Banta knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer.
`I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey),` he told the suitor.
`What kind of detective is Banta?`
`Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?`
Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year.`
Teacher: `Good Banta! Now tell me what happened in 1872?`
Banta`s wife: `Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?`
Banta, thoughtfully after a short pause:
Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, 'Do I look like a foreigner?' She says no. The answer angers him. 'Look carefully, do I...