Intelligent Cat!!
Santa: I have one of the most intelligent cats in the world.Banta: What does it do?Santa: Watch me pretend to shoot it. Bang! You are dead!Banta: But...
Redline bus!
Banta showed his palm to a palmist. He examined the lines on Banta`s hand and said, `A beautiful girl will come into your life, but be very...
Resemblance !!!
Santa & Banta were sitting on the bank of a river in Africa, dangling their feet in the water. Suddenly Banta let out a yell and the Santa said...
Saving time !
A man passing an orchard noticed Banta with a herd of pigs gathered around his feet. Banta was holding a pig up above his shoulder so it could bite off an apple. Then...
Poor George Bush !
Telephone in the White House rang. 'Hello Mr. Bush, this is Santa down in Ludhiana, Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war on you!'Read the joke to find Mr. Bush said to Santa
Lantern and the parrot !
On retirement form the army, Santa and Banta settled in adjoining villages on the Kalka-Simla highway. One day Santa invited Banta to dinner to meet his visiting relations from London. Banta thought that as the path was steep it would be useful for him to...
Take your word!!
The collector asked Banta for his rail ticket. Banta searched his pockets but could not find it.
Never mind, reassured the collector, I will...
Saved a lot!
Santa and Banta once go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods...
Breathalyzer Test!
Once a police officer pulls over Banta who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to Banta`s window and says 'Sir, I need you to blow into this...
Spelling Error!!
Our Banta is in police department. He is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook...