Face To Face!!
Santa (tourists guide), was talking with a group of school kids at Zoo when one of the kids asked him if he had ever came face-to-face with a wolf. 'Yes, I came face to face with a wolf once and...
Banta and Flies...
Banta: Waiter, what`s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir.and many other replies Banta got from waiters in different in hotels
Group insurance policy!
Banta walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. They said that they do not need anyone. Banta said that they he can sell just anything to anybody, anytime and anywhere. They said that they have two...
Sandwiches!!
Santa and Banta went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and...
You have it?
Santa and Banta were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. Santa said to Banta, 'Please...
Too much to eat!
Banta went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
'Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to...
Quickest way!
A man approached a local in a village he was visiting, the local happened to be our Dear Santa. 'What is the quickest way to...
Running luck ?
Santa and his girlfriend were driving along one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling. Then she leaned over and whispered in Santa`s ear...
Mozart:
Santa and Banta, while in New York trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart. 'Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!' Banta, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually...
Banta married!
On a summer holiday in New York Banta decided to visit a bar.
At the bar, the man sitting on Banta`s left told the bartender...