Car N sarkar1
Banta was the official driver of a minister.
Once the minister asked him, 'Banta let me drive the car today. Banta said....
Wait Please!
Once Banta was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the securityguard told Banta, 'WAIT PLEASE.' Banta said...
Kaun Banega Crorepati...
Santa goes to Kaun Banega Crorepati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, 'So Mr. Santa aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?' Santa,' Pitaaji ke saath'. Amitabh : 'Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?' Santa said....
Resemblance !!
Santa accidentally bumped into a woman on the street. 'I`m so sorry,' he apologized. 'That`s quite all right,' the woman replied. 'You know,' she added with a smile, 'you look just like...
Photo copies!
A Manager of the branch bank found he had no space left to store old records.
He wrote to his regional manager Banta for permission to destroy...
Dowry!
A rich businessman was telling our bachelor Banta about the plans for his unmarried daughters Savita, Vinita, and Namita who...
Name plate!
Banta: 'Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa B.A. This year it reads Santa M.A.; when did you get your Masters...
Responsible?
Two weeks after Santa is transfer into the promotion department, his old boss got a phone call.
'You told me Santa was responsible...
Watch out!
A man walking down the street comes across two persons, in the midst of a fight. One seems to have the upper hand. He is sitting on the other belly, and with each punch he lands shouts 'Chaddu ga nahin Bante!'(I won`t leave you, Banta!)
The person at the receiving end cries...
Pizza s pieces.
Santa and Banta are eating a pizza.
Santa asks Banta, 'Should I cut the pizza into 12 pieces?'
Banta replies,' Are you crazy?! I will never be able to eat...