Out you go!
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sardars had to leave the country. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sardar community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sardar community. If the Sardar won, the Sardars could stay. If the Pope won, the Sardars would leave. The day of the great debate came and...
English Courtesy !!
Banta was once visiting London. After a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of London, he found himself needing a toilet badly. After a long search he could not find any, and eventually couldn’t control and chose a...
Sincere condolences...
Three guys - Santa, Banta and Ramta - are working on a high-rise building project. Ramta falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away...
Banta s Phd.
Banta got tired of being the butt of jokes so he decided to do PhD. While looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis on, he saw a cockroach walking around...
Fishy!
Excited, Santa fired up the motor and headed out to sea. When they got a little way out, he told Banta to fill up a bucket and taste the water.
Banta complied and said, 'It is..
Banta committing?
Banta once tried to commit suicide and result - tip of his index finger blown off !! How is it possible?Read it.
Banta shopping!
Banta went to a store in America and after collecting the grocery he came & ask the person at counter for the Fat. Person didn`t understand and was confused. Banta started shouting and arguing with the person. Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Banta about the problem. Banta replies...
The Genius MS Santa!
Microsoft places an ad in leading news papers for a position who would be in charge of their next operating system. This becomes scary news as the ad says interview would be conducted by Gates. Microsoft receives only three applications, from an American, Japanese and from our Santa. They are all invited to...
2nd act of play !
Santa: What did you think of the second act of the play?
Banta : I did not
Sun at night ?
Santa :'Yaar, where does the sun go at night...