Smart Santa!
Through the center of Lahore there is the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever) which goes between India and Pakistan. In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman...
Ashamed...
Banta went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school.
Banta called him and said...
Redline Bus!
Banta showed his palm to a palmist . He examined the lines on Banta s hand & said, A beautiful girl will come into your life, but...
Heavy buttons...
Mrs. Santa had bought a beautiful sweater for Santa. She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note.The note said:<
Y Beach?
Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach:
Santa: Bhaji! , Isno beach kyo kahende ne?
The double-decker...
Santa and Banta landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
Santa somehow managed to get the seat below, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while, when the rush was...
Chinese kid...
Santa`s wife gave birth to their fourth child.
He is to get the child`s birth registered at the Registrar of births and Deaths. He is given the requiste form to fill.
He fills data in the form...
Train to Ludhiana !
Santa and Banta are in a railway station.
Santa asks the clerk: 'Can I take this train...
Santa losing weight?
The doctor told Santa that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost...
Hot and Cold...
Santa goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 'What is that shiny object?' The clerk replies, 'That is a...