What to wash!
Banta goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him...
Another Form...
One great day in Bombay, One young couple was on honeymoon tour. They saw Santa in front of Hospital (Bridge Candy) was trying to fill some form. So eagerly couple enquired 'What are you doing...
Lie Detector!
An Englishman, an American and Santa are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: 'I think I can empty...
Rocket fuel !
Banta Singh and Santa Singh enrolled at the astronaut-training program at Houston, Texas. Before starting the program, the coordinator warned them that they would not be allowed a drop of alcoholic drink during the program and that they had to certify this in...
Confusion of ownership !
Santa and Banta bought two horses. Now the problem was that they could not differentiate between the two horses. So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse.When he does so...
Your number please?
Santa made a phone call and he said: Is it 3716120?
The reply came: No, it is 3716121
Santa: No problem, Please...
Well prepared...
Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: 'Darling, come home early, we are going to have...
Damn fools!
Court scene: [Santa and Banta are lawyers]
Santa : You are a fool
Banta : And you are a damn fool.
Judge : As the learned lawyers..
Order! Order !
Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial, there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gavel on his table and...
Headache!
'I have a bad headache. I’ll visit the doctor,” said Santa. Banta: 'Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and...