Clean Jokes

Banta went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, 'Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses...

Mrs Santa went into a bank to withdraw some money. 'Can you identify yourself?' asked the bank clerk.Mrs Santa opened her...

What did our great Santa said when his gal friend told him that she wanta a ring from Santa after their engagement...

Santa is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his...

Santa and Banta apply for a job. Santa wants that Banta get the job, as he is less intelligent.On the interview day, Santa says, 'First I will go inside and answer all the questions except the last one and after coming out...

Santa got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. 'Is this one one one one?', says the voice.'No, this is eleven eleven.''Are you sure it is...

Santa is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc.Gary says ...

Banta goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him...

Banta was bragging to his boss one day, 'You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.'Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Banta how about Tom...