Lotto !
Santa finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he s in serious financial trouble. He is so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray...
Address please !
A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, 'What is your name and address ?''I am Santa, of no fixed address.'The cop turns to Banta, and....
On and off !!!
Santa and Banta wanted to go for camping. They attached the trailer to the Car. Santa wanted to make sure that the car is in good condition before they start. So, he asked Banta to go in front of the car to...
Thinking Banta!
Banta finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam.For that he replied 'Exam was okay, but...
Hard Drive!
Santa and Banta are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa being energetic that day does not feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta is...
B side...
Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree and Santa was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa hung himself upside down and started singing...
Ringing bells !
Santa with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered...
Following the idiot?
One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be...
Jesus...
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was Santa, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon...
Examination...
Santa is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his...