Hurts to touch!
Santa went to a doctor and said, 'Doctor, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts'
The doctor asked Santa to touch his elbow. Santa touched his elbow and winced in genuine pain.The doctor was surprised and asked Santa to touch his head. Santa touched his head and...
Jurassic Park!
Banta went to see the movie Jurassic Park, which was running to packed houses in Chandigarh. One of the shots showed the dinosaurs running directly towards the audience and Banta lowered...
For a job!
Santa was flling up a application for a job. He promptly filled the columns captioned name, age, address, etc. Then he...
Reverse gear !
Banta bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend.
He reached Jalandhar in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in evening. But he did not...
Grandfather or Grandmother
Banta`s eldest daughter had been taken to the delivery room in a hospital and he was anxiously waiting outside, when he heard the crying of a newborn babe. A few minutes later...
Alive or Dead ?
Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out...
One for Imamuddin !!
Subedar Santa and Subedar Imamuddin were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army, they were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together.The partition separated them as Subedar Imamuddin was absorbed in the Pakistan Army. To keep his friend`s memory alive...
Hand baggage...
Santa boarded a crowded bus with a bagful of purchases. There was no vacant seat. As the old bus rattled and swayed, he supported himself precariously, holding the bag in one hand, the other hand holding the...
Height of wait !
Santa and Banta decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they`ve forgotten the whisky. Banta says he go and get it if he promises not to...
Jump to conclusion!
Santa and his friend are watching a film in a theatre. Just before the interval they see a man standing on the rooftop looking down.
During the break the friend says to Santa: I bet the man will jump and break his...